SweaterKittensAhoy!

My chest measurement is currently 43″. I think it’s realistic to assume a doc can get me down to 34″. I know it’s not something a surgeon can promise because how one’s boobs actually reshape after a smallening is an inexact process. But I do think that if I plan for 34″, it’s likely it’ll be close.

So, I’m gonna commit to the aspirational crochet plan of making tops/dresses that measure for a 34″ bust so that after my smallening, I’ll have cute shit to wear.

I will also focus on items that are intentionally designed with some ease just in case my boobs come out a little bigger. So, a top that measures 34-36 inches gets priority over something that promises to hit 34 exactly.

honeybabydichotomy:

honeybabydichotomy:
the fact em forster lost his virginity at the age of 37 and then was too busy having gay sex to write…inspiring
like he literally said this

hacash:

hacash:
kalinara:
kalinara:
So if there’s a Chuck Tingle in the Ted Lasso Universe, do you think he’s ever written a book starring a handsome coach named Red Glasso who gets railed by his own sentient mustache?
#so you finally made this post huh
#now do one the fictional Chuck Tingle would write for each member of the team
#if the Ted Lasso universe doesn’t have a chuck tingle. i hope Higgins writes them
(tags courtesy of @oasis-wasteland )
New headcanon: Higgins is the Ted Lasso equivalent of Chuck Tingle.
#and yes he totally writes ‘Red’ getting railed #Julie Higgins proofreads (via @kalinara)
Lindsay Higgins, addressing his pre-teen youth club on the subject of Honour Your Father And Your Mother: ‘Charlie I don’t care how embarrassing your parents are: I’ve read the entirety of my parents’ manuscripts for the Red Glasso series, including enough shower scenes that mean I will never be able to look a single member of the Richmond football team in the eye again. If I can get through that, you can get through your dad’s embarrassing singing at family barbeques.’
I’d also like to propose that if Higgins writes a book for each member of the team, the Richmond boys are very, very happy about this and all make sure they get advanced copies and compare notes on whose book is best rated on GoodReads or whatever.
It’s all in good fun, except when Roy finds out about the book starring Troy Rent, a gruff yet brooding coach whose ongoing physical therapy for a bashed knee ends up having him in a variety of interesting positions with a suspiciously-named Jamie Pie (Higgins was quite proud of that one) and does not take it well. Everyone has to hide their copy and pretend like hell that they haven’t read this one, no, honest Roy, we haven’t…
(Colin is disproportionately excited about his book coming out but then fumes for a week when his character is made Scottish. Isaac will not stop laughing about it.)

vbartilucci:

midnightmurdershow:
Addams Family Values (1993) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
I will never not re-post my statement when this gifset appears…
I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.
If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.
She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.

I will forever be disappointed that Debbie didn’t understand she was amongst people who would love her for being absolutely, balls-out crazy. It’s a real shame.

evilpsychologist:

insane how many people just have these incredible artists in their families who get no recognition outside of crocheting circles because this art form is devalued for its association with women

Some clothing examples I have:

The first ingredient of this vegan cheese is water, and boy does it taste like it

Jesus fucking christ, the Wayward Winchester Youtube channel, which is a Supernatural fan channel, put out of a video of Jensen “reacting to “lies” (using various clips of him making faces from different stuff) in the Heard and Depp trial.

I’ll give you one guess who they think is lying.

Because the fandom misogynistic shit stays fucking strong in this group, don’t it?

I hope this sinks that fucking channel. I truly do. It as zero to do with its actual subject matter, and it’s a gross use of both the trial and Jensen’s face to get clicks.