memosfromfury:

The unauthorized (and frankly disturbing) “Avengers slash-fic” forum discovered on the SHIELD computer system has been deleted.

In an unrelated matter, Mr. Stark’s computer privleges have been revoked until further notice.

Tony would be the one behind it.

seekingwillow:

nagromthewicked:

mypantsflewoff:

uncleorpheus:

“She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming”, says MacFadyen, “but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’ Knightley never received her embroidered cushion from Dench but remarks: “I love that! She gives this fantastic air. She just sits there and she embroiders and you think: ‘Oh, that’s so nice! It’s Judi Dench. It’s so quaint; she’s embroidering a cushion,’ and you go: ‘What are you embroidering?’ And (it says): ‘Fuck!’ Apparently she’s got hundreds of them just covered in swear words or rude sayings.”

so can i worship judi dench as a religion yet or something

i want to hang out with judi dench REALLY BAD.

I remember reading somewhere that she played D & D with Vin Diesel on the Chronicles of Riddick Set.

___

She did. It’s on the DVD. Because he WOOED her to get her in Chronicles. With flowers and showing up all ‘eager young man and you are so wonderful’ while she was doing a play. Old School Wooing. And then y’know, after he treated her like that? It was fun to game w/ him and amuse him w/ her swearwords.

So, awhile back, I mentioned I really wanted to hear Judi Dench swear because I felt it would be HILARIOUS, and I was informed by someone that not everyone has to swear.

Knowing Judi Dench not only swears but does so fluently? SO AWESOME.

I can’t even with the D&D campaigns. I wonder if they still see each other occasionally and keep playing. I would love that.

juliedillon:

artist-confessions:

Art by juliedillon

Submitted by -Anonymous 

uh

So wait, why did they use my art? Are they insinuating that I’m awful and a tracer…? 

I’ve never heard of a writer not being well known because they can’t draw. Most writers don’t draw/paint? That’s why they hire artists to do the covers? That’s what illustrators do. That’s why we work with authors: it’s a symbiotic relationship that helps us both out. You get a piece of art to help make your book stand out and draw people in so you can sell books and support yourself doing what you love, and we get to support ourselves doing what we love. If you’re being published, you should know this already..? And besides, when I do work for an author, it’s the author that gets the praise and attention in the comments section of publisher’s announcements and blog entries and reviews and such, and rightly so! The author did most of the heavy lifting, after all. (I might get a mention at the end of the article, but that’s usually it, and I don’t care because it’s not about me.) I really do not understand what you’re getting at, at all.  :/ Do you just mean that artists get more notes than writers on tumblr/deviantart? Is that really what you are using as a measure of success? Don’t you think that getting books published, getting your own ideas and stories published, is a little more important than racking up notes/comments/likes on a websites that tend to lean more towards visual art in the first place? 

sheesh. I’m sorry that me working really hard at my career makes you feel bad about your career? I guess? what even.

Wow.

You have a PUBLISHING CONTRACT. With at least a MEDIUM-SIZED PRESS. How much more fucking validation do you need in your goddamn life? 

I have to wonder if this person is a frustrated visual artist who decided to go into writing as some sort of back-up and so will always be a cranky pain in the ass about how it’s not enough.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU ARE LISTED WITH A PUBLISHER I HAVE PROBABLY READ.

And to not only talk about how visual artists have it easier (they don’t) and then complain that “even the bad ones get attention,” when, hi, really. You’re gonna complain the tracers get more love than you when IN YOUR OWN PROFESSION 50 SHADES OF GREY* IS A BESTSELLER.

For fuck’s sake, if you’re gonna get down on what you do WHEN YOU’VE MANAGED TO ACCOMPLISH A PUBLISHING CONTRACT, at least aim it in the right, goddamn direction.

And nice job pulling someone else’s work so that Dillon has to wonder if you think she’s some sort of shitbag. 

Grow the fuck up.

*This is not meant to stand as a comment to people who have read this book and enjoyed it for whatever reason, but a comment on the fact that it is a badly written book.

designersof:

Sacrilege in Helvetica Bold.

http://shahirzag.com

I hate you fuckers.

erindizmo:

perletwo:

eschergirls:

consistentcontradiction submitted:

From Avengers Assemble #6

The anatomy of Natasha’s rear end in this shot is absurdly questionable. I actually flipped my laptop to try and figure out what was going on back there.

- Junk in the trunk much, Tash?

O.o

I also love that Ub has a tag to get my attention for “Dear Comic Artists” post. I will not disappoint:

Dear Comic Artists:

Here’s the thing: If Natasha’s far leg—by which I mean her left leg—was positioned so that it was bent, which would allow for her ass to be positioned so that is was at full ogling position, I would forgive this panel, because she’s obviously in a tight space that would require some body contortion to be comfortable.

But the thing is, her leg isn’t bent, and there’s plenty of proof all around her that there’s PLENTY of space around her for her to be in the position she’s in, and if you’d just KEPT HER ASS DOWN, there wouldn’t be a problem there, either.

But you didn’t do that. You broke her spine because ASS.

Be ashamed.

amazonqueenkate:

submitted by lizzybees

We did a previous version of this caption which was fairly popular :)

Who is deciding? Is it Bruce? I do not blame Bruce for debating. They are both very pretty.

I assume it’s Coulson. 

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[IT’S MY PARTY (Fanfic Flamingo) AND I’LL WRITE CRACK PAIRINGS IF I WANT TO]

Put a crack ship in my ask (that you’re pretty sure I’ll know), and I will write you a story RIGHT NOW. If I don’t know, you get a do-over.

marielikestodraw:

lierdumoa:

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

The woman who made your Wifi working.

Hedy Lamarr was an Austrian-born American actress. Max Reinhardt called her the “most beautiful woman in Europe” due to her “strikingly dark exotic looks”.

Mathematically talented, Lamarr came up with an early technique for spread spectrum communications and frequency hopping, necessary for wireless communication from the pre-computer age to the present day.

OMG I read a BUST article on this woman like a year ago. She was SO COOL. She was like, “Damnit, no one in the government will hire me to invent shit. FINE. I WILL MARRY FELLOW INVENTOR WITH GOVERNMENT CONNECTIONS AND DO MY OWN RESEARCH. Oh shit. How am I going to pay for my own research? What can I do that doesn’t take up too much of my time and pays me lots of money? OH, I GUESS I’LL JUST BE A FAMOUS ACTRESS. IF I HAVE TO BE.”

Wow. I had no idea. Thank you Tumblr, this is amazing!

I had no idea! How cool!

(Had to fight the urge not to just respond with “It’s Headly.”

To be fair, since DC rebooted, those issues don’t count. So, instead, have this page from the DCNu, Batman #1. You know, the one that lists Tim as A FORMER ROBIN JESUS CHRIST:

fuckyeahclintcoulson:

rascalparadyne:

For some reason the idea of Barton whining at Coulson during an op just strikes me as really adorable….

submitted by youareillogical

Love this. Like, god, I could write this whole op. It’s such a clusterfuck, this op, you don’t even know, and BARTON I SAID SHUT UP.