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- Clint/Coulson
- Rating: G
“Just around the block.”
Phil doesn’t even look up from his crossword. “Nope.”
“Can I rev the engine?”
“Nope.”
Clint stretches across the table and blinks up at him, pouting. “Please?”
Phil deigns to meet his eyes this time before speaking. “No.”
He fills in a word and crosses out the clue, resolutely ignoring the long drawn out sigh Clint heaves. Clint sits back up still pouting and pokes at the crumbs on the table. “Y’know Phil, in the orphanage, they taught us to share our toys.”
Phil tips his head and smirks. “Really? You’re going with the orphanage guilt trip already?”
“Phil!” Clint pouts again, and he’s actually a little amazed at how resolutely Phil is holding out on him. Phil shakes his head and goes back to the crossword.
“Never give me anything,” he grumbles, and he thinks Phil’s ignoring him til he puts down the paper and yanks at the waistband of Clint’s jeans. He folds into Phil’s lap and grins as arms are wrapped around him and a warm kiss is pressed to his cheek.
“Does this mean-?”
Phil laughs against Clint’s ear. “No way.”
Clint laughs and wriggles, but Phil’s arms stay where they are. “Not even an engine rev? Seriously?”
“Maybe for your birthday I’ll let you sit in the driver’s seat.” Clint huffs but Phil continues before he can complain anymore. “And I’ll let you toot the horn.”
“Really? Toot the horn? Is that all I get?”
“I already let you touch the radio.”
Clint squirms til Phil lets him go. “Unbelievable, Phil. What… What would Captain America do, huh?”
Phil stands to put his own dish and coffee cup in the dishwasher. “He would respect my wishes.”
Clint snorts and pinches Phil’s ass, poking and pinching him all the way out to the living room. “Phil. Phil. C’mon. Just up and down the block. Phil.”
It’s not fair that Phil’s had about a zillion hours of torture training and therefore has the patience of a saint for this kind of thing. He sits on the couch and gets back to the crossword, unperturbed by Clint’s insistent prodding. Clint determines it’s time to bring out the big guns.
He stops with the jabs to take a deep breath. “Phil, it’s with a heavy heart that I say this,” Phil looks at him with his ‘Oh Clint’ expression, waiting to hear what he comes out with next. “But if you don’t let me have a go on your new toy I’m going to have to withhold sex.”
Phil shrugs and turns back to the crossword. “What’s a two letter word that means the opposite of yes?”
“Phil!”
(via little-alternative-girl)
is Jeremy just holding a butt plug in this pic or…..?
Jeremy honey…what are you doing, sweetheart. Did we catch you at a bad time or should we
sell ticketscome back later?Hair is wrong for The Unusuals, as is the general look of the thing. I do not know what it is, but I would like to know what he’s holding if they didn’t admit it was a butt plug.
I was informed that it is from Love Comes to the Executioner.
Ah, thank you.
And now, for the most awkward question of the day: Were you informed if it was a butt plug?
I have not seen the movie, but those who have say it is indeed a butt plug. I am not aware of the context in which it is, er, utilized in the movie.
Ah thank you Ralkana for finding out what this was from. Also thanks to Gayle who confirmed that no, this wasn’t from The Unusuals due to Renner’s hair.
My knowledge is vast and very strange.
They give it to him before his execution to avoid him shitting his pants as corpses often do. That’s the context.
Well, I asked.
A show that brings forth all kinds of discussion about love and loyalty and the writing of female characters (seriously, have you ever seen a show where even women of the week have the kind of personalities and back stories as the women of the week on POI? Never mind the recurrings or the Queen of Badassery who is Carter).
And also showcases exactly how social a construct gender is because you can end up in (really cool) conversations about how you view the way the Machine acts and what pronoun you attach to that.
It is a show that chose cliches but did not settle for them. Which I believe is a Roger Ebert quote, but The Husband is not here to confirm (it’s one of his favorites).
is Jeremy just holding a butt plug in this pic or…..?
Jeremy honey…what are you doing, sweetheart. Did we catch you at a bad time or should we
sell ticketscome back later?Hair is wrong for The Unusuals, as is the general look of the thing. I do not know what it is, but I would like to know what he’s holding if they didn’t admit it was a butt plug.
I was informed that it is from Love Comes to the Executioner.
Ah, thank you.
And now, for the most awkward question of the day: Were you informed if it was a butt plug?
I have not seen the movie, but those who have say it is indeed a butt plug. I am not aware of the context in which it is, er, utilized in the movie.
Ah thank you Ralkana for finding out what this was from. Also thanks to Gayle who confirmed that no, this wasn’t from The Unusuals due to Renner’s hair.
My knowledge is vast and very strange.
is Jeremy just holding a butt plug in this pic or…..?
Jeremy honey…what are you doing, sweetheart. Did we catch you at a bad time or should we
sell ticketscome back later?Hair is wrong for The Unusuals, as is the general look of the thing. I do not know what it is, but I would like to know what he’s holding if they didn’t admit it was a butt plug.
I was informed that it is from Love Comes to the Executioner.
Ah, thank you.
And now, for the most awkward question of the day: Were you informed if it was a butt plug?
“And then I come to this place, and you people tell me I’m good with people. Which is strange…because I’d never heard that before.” — Pete Campbell, Made Men, 1.4 — I miss this self-aware semi-asshole.
Based on my interest in TV Shows, Netflix recommends: TV Shows.
My god, their algorithms are amazing.
is Jeremy just holding a butt plug in this pic or…..?
Jeremy honey…what are you doing, sweetheart. Did we catch you at a bad time or should we
sell ticketscome back later?
Hair is wrong for The Unusuals, as is the general look of the thing. I do not know what it is, but I would like to know what he’s holding if they didn’t admit it was a butt plug.
(via little-alternative-girl)