SweaterKittensAhoy!

infiniteeight8:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson
Additional Tags: Fluff
Summary:

Phil has a mysterious laundry fairy.

~~~ I felt like it had been ages since I posted something, so here, have random fluff!

Nggggh. All the cute and warm fuzzies.

Demisexual is not wanting to have sex unless you feel an emotional connection to someone.

Asexual means not generally wanting sex even IF you have an emotional connection with someone. 

They are not the same thing. 

If I’d planned ahead at all, I’d have done the belt as soon as the shorts were finished so I wouldn’t have to attach them to a completed body suit.

Eh, you live, you learn, you swear a lot

If I’d planned ahead at all, I’d have done the belt as soon as the shorts were finished so I wouldn’t have to attach them to a completed body suit.

Eh, you live, you learn, you swear a lot

Had a super trolly thought, re: con:

T-shirt that says, Deadpool is a cross-dressing omnisexual.” And on the back, the following pics:

And then a copy of Duggan’s tweet announcing he believes ‘Pool is omnisexual.

Can you IMAGINE the geek boy rage? It tastes like happiness.

The original Flowers in the Attic is a scenery chew that is brought down by the fact that they don’t play up the super fucked up parts at all. Like, the whole reason to make the movie is to roll around in the super squicky stuff and just own it.

Okay, cosplay work time. Firing up the original Flowers in the Attic because I’ve never seen it, and I feel unintentional hilarity will be a good fit this evening.

Tonight’s goal: Finish the belt. I’ve got four hexagons and probably six to go. If there’s time, knock out the thigh straps.

Off we go.

Idea:

Take black and red corset, get a Deadpool mask, a set of swords, a gun and thigh holster, and red leggings with black marks. Go as sexy Deadpool.

With scarring. All the scarring. Huge fucking boobs and scars. Scars everywhere.

Asexual Daryl Dixon who gets the urge for sex maybe once a year and even the urge isn’t really enough for him to go for it, but he loves cuddling and touching and just being near someone.

Carol absolutely content with it because after so many years of Ed, having full charge of her sexuality at all times feels amazing, and to be held and cuddled and sometimes kissed feels like the best addition to what she and Daryl already have.

Carol totally making up stories about Daryl’s stamina just to amuse herself, and Daryl rolling his eyes every time but not denying any of it because where’s the fun in that.

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 



#crying#hey Gayle#have a cowboy dick for this morning#dicks#cocks#I always forget what my tag is#animation#gifsAnd that’s how shrinkage works, kids. I love it.

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

image

#crying#hey Gayle#have a cowboy dick for this morning#dicks#cocks#I always forget what my tag is#animation#gifs

And that’s how shrinkage works, kids. I love it.

supertights:

norsedoom:

Phoenix Force → Phoenix Namor Flammin’ Up

AKA Namor and his adventures in a battle bolero!

God, I love the battle bolero.