SweaterKittensAhoy!

intosnarkness:

fairytale au where young prince clinton is cursed at birth to prick his finger on an arrowhead and die

but the good furious fairy nicholas says he’ll only fall asleep until his true love wakes him up

and it happens

and clint is woken by the vigorous face licks of a pizza dog

The first time I read this, I thought it was a Bill Clinton AU and was very confused for a second.

the-wordbutler:

I am stopping prompt fills for the night because I really do need to finish packing but I will hopefully be able to work on them tomorrow and post them en masse after my travels.

STOP GIVING KATE GREAT IDEAS! YOU WANT HER TO SHOW UP FOR CON MISSING SOMETHING IMPORTANT LIKE UNDERPANTS?!

I am disappointed the first arc of American vampire is a giant pile of tropes used against women. I really wanted to like that book.

roxys-ass:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

hugealienpie:

grannycools:

Holly Stewart’s penis labor <3

Here ya go,
sweaterkittensahoy
(and anyone else who needs more quilted dicks in their life). Learn more about dick-quilter Holly Stewart
at ye olde HuffPo
.

DICK QUILTER IS THE MOST AMAZING TITLE. I LOVE THIS.

gosimpsonic:

Hugh Jass seems like a good dude.

Hugh Jass was so understanding. Stand up guy.

tastefullyoffensive:

Brazilian artist Rafael Mantesso uses silly illustrations and props to create funny photos with his Bull Terrier, Jimmy. [via]

Previously: Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

EEEEE!! Adorable and super fun!

freepdfcomics:

Bombshell Variant Covers Part 3/3

What I would give for Starfire to always have that costume. Look how cute!

Fucking love the bombshell variants.

mumblingsage:

yamino:

iamingrid:

yamino:

omgthatdress:

Half-Mourning Dress
1910-1912
The Victoria &amp; Albert Museum

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. 
Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.

That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:


I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.


God, I love this post.

mumblingsage:

yamino:

iamingrid:

yamino:

omgthatdress:

Half-Mourning Dress

1910-1912

The Victoria & Albert Museum

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. 

Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.

That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:

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I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.

God, I love this post.