If you don’t endgame Harry Welsh/Kitty Gregson, I just don’t know what to do with you.
On a car trip one time, my siblings and I discovered a button that let us switch radio stations from the backseat of the rental car. My dad had no idea, and so we changed the radio station about once an hour to the point that when the windshield wipers legit failed, he was convinced it was a crossed wire, and we had to come clean so he could better diagnose the problem.
Ron and Carwood have made out twice and slept in the same bed with the dogs.
They are two days to Christmas and Ron stays until the 27th. I am pretty sure this story will never end, and I don’t care.
Part of my brain is all, “Oh, be period-correct and have them have a difficult conversation about being two men in a relationship in the 1940s.
The rest of my brain went, “Nope. One of ‘em had a cute fling with a boy as a teenager, and everything’s gonna be fine.”
the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.
but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party?
"I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”
i am loving hipster shakespeare
This explains so much. Hipster Shakespeare drank too many experimental microbrews one night:
"Will, we need this bit done, buddy. We’ve got rehearsal in ten minutes."
"Shit, I dunno. Uh. Exit."
"Exit, pursued by a bear."
"Will, come on."
"I think I left my LUNGS in that bucket, Robbie, okay? Exit, pursued by a bear. It’s surrealism. Man versus wild. Whatever. Get me a Gatorade and a shit ton of Advil, and maybe I can work out what I’m going to do with the statue."